Sunday, September 18, 2011

A Spark of Creativity....



Don't you love when you see little wheels turn?  

I mostly do, 
except when my son gets some bright idea 
just when we are headed out the door to school...  

His timing is generally off and can be quite tiresome...  

But sometimes, I force myself to turn off my clean house directive 
and let things run its course... 

Saturday, I planned to take the kids to the Garfield Park Conservatory 
to while away some hours 
since Tom had to work... 

The park was having its annual "County Fair" 
and I thought it might be a fun thing to do... 

The best part was that it was free... 

That twenty dollar membership was well worth it, 
just for the free admission...  

There were the requisite booths about saving the planet, 
one compost bin at a time,
but the big attraction were the pony rides...  

Luckily for me, we were early enough to not wait in line...  

Jack showed uncharacteristic generosity 
in offering to walk Kate in the pony circle for five minutes...  


Next the petting zoo, in its parasitic glory, 
provided the next ten minutes of kid enjoyment... 


As the parents frantically shoved quarters into the grain dispensers, 
to provide handfuls for their children,
the kids partied with goats, ducks, 
potbellied pigs, bunnies, geese and hens... 


Nothing tingles the old immunity response 
like a good, long session in the petting zoo... 

Wipes, anyone?  

Off in the distance were the expected inflatable jungle gyms...  


It's like a keg at a college party...

If it's not there, the event is somehow naked...  

The kids dashed off to slide, jump and flip with abandon 
while I scanned the premises for the next plan of action...  

I thought perhaps a snack might be in order
until I realized there was only one food stand, 
with a line that snaked into oblivion...  

Food: NOT....  

Ok, what else? 

On the other side of the trees 
was the folksy band and some interesting tables, 
humming with activities...  


We wandered over to discover a whole world of naturific things to do...


There were two guys teaching wood working, 
tables for weaving, three year old style
and all sorts of things one could create with corn husks...
  

We made corn husk crowns, 


corn husk dolls,

and we even made a clothing collection for Miss Corn Husk...
 
Jack made a cider sachet, but we missed the origami hut... 


Last on the path, was an open area 
where there were logs, sticks, palm fronds, 
giant leaves and other debris piled up...  


Here the kids looked busiest; 
using sticks as weapons 
(boys, of course), 
using sticks as swords, 
(again, boys) 
and making piles or structures 
with all available materials...
 

Jack set about making a hut of some sort 
and in a rare flash of cooperative spirit, 
Kate helped... 


Some boys took offense to Jack's gathering of wood, 
having claimed the whole area to themselves... 

It had a Lord of the Flies aura to it, 
so I stood back and watched dispassionately 
as they worked things out and set to construction...  

As soon as Kate tried out the stick teepee, 
it collapsed and I saw my opportunity to head home...  

Driving home, I ruminated about the whole wood working thing...  

My brilliant cousin, who lives in Brooklyn, 
considered starting a wood shop franchise for kids a while back...  

I love the idea of teaching wood working skills to kids... 

It's a lost art...  

My parents' generation is so handy; 
they can fix anything, 
but I challenge you to find many thirty to forty-somethings
who willingly knows how to fix things, 
work with wood, or cook, for that matter... 

If circumstances tossed us in the middle of the Yukon 
with nothing but a hook, penknife 
and a sheet, most of us would be SOL...  

Anyway, I would love to enroll Jack in a wood working class... 

If any of you know of one in Chicago, please let me know....  

So we came home, good and tired from a busy day outside... 

I was expecting the kids to veg in front of the TV 
while I prepared dinner, which Kate did...  

Jack, however, headed outside 
and I swear, it took him no more than 15 minutes 
to strip branches off of every reachable tree, 
snag two of the blankets 
and create his own luxury sapling condo in our front yard...  


I was waiting for the phone to ring from angry neighbors, 
but luckily no one cared... 

 After about an hour of him playing Robinson Crusoe, 
I made Jack clean up the shrubbery mess, 
which caused him to then pull out his pup tent...  

You would have thought he also blew a dog whistle, 
because about ten kids showed up from parts unknown 
to party in the tent...  

It was like a clown car... 

The tent tossed around in the yard like it was alive...  

Passers-by were either amused or aghast at the commotion...  

It was amazing no one got an elbow in the face... 

If they did, no one cried...  

Jack had so many great ideas and he put them to use...  

I love seeing a kid brain at work, 
even if the idea is messy and slightly destructive...  

One day, they will be at college 
and my yard will be perfect...  


I am in no rush for that quiet day.....  
 

And while my monkeys were tearing up the front yard, 
I put Cordelia's Roast Beef in the oven...  

This week is an ode to Ms. Trisha Yearwood 
and her awesome cookbook, 

I'll share more of her goodness this week...

but here's her yummy roast beef as a starter.....

CORDELIA'S ROAST BEEF
 
 Serves 8.

INGREDIENTS
2 tablespoons salt
1 3-pound eye of round beef roast
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 10-ounce cans French onion soup
1 10-ounce can golden mushroom soup

Rub the salt into the meat very well. Coat the meat with flour.
In a large cast-iron Dutch oven, heat the vegetable oil. Sear the roast on all sides. Transfer the seared roast to a platter and scrape the pan to loosen the drippings. Add the soups and 3 soup cans of water to the pan. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to a simmer, return the roast and its juices to the pan, cover, and cook for 3 hours, or until the meat is tender.
Slice and serve with the pan gravy.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Block Party 9 11 2011


Every year, the first Sunday after Labor Day 
our street has its block party. 

We throw a decent gig....

No rockin' bands or potato sack races, 

but we rent the jumpy house, 

ask the local fire department to show off their cool tower ladder truck 


and we have a cake walk.  


Someone paints eager faces 

and others dj and kareoke to bad teeny bop music. 


Boys and girls race up and down the street on bikes, 


scooters and bare feet 
while the grown ups catch up on neighborly happenings 
and enjoy a brew or three.  

It's a fun, relaxed day with food, music 
and the din of kid joy.  


And really, today was no different 
than the past six or so block parties on our street... 


Families enjoyed a beautiful day with each other 
and our neighbors...
 

We have a pretty happy street, 
with young families and lots of little kids... 

We know in times of trouble 
that we can count on each other for help and comfort...



On September 11, 2001, most of us didn't know each other.  

Many of us didn't live on our street yet...  

Tom and I were renting a small apartment 
about a mile west of where we live now... 



We had been married 11 months 
and Tom was home that day...  

I took the train to work that morning 
to find my coworkers huddled around one guy's computer...  

I thought perhaps they were viewing a joke or something, 
until I saw the look on their faces... 

About that time, Tom called me from home... 

"A plane hit the World Trade Center, 
and I don't know what's going on,
but stay close to your phone," he said... 

My company had about 500 employees
working in the building which sat 
about three blocks away from the Sears Tower... 

We went to the fitness room in the building 
to watch on the TV what was happening... 

When the first tower collapsed, 
Tom screamed over my speaker phone,
 "I don't care if no one in your company is leaving.  
They don't know any more than anyone else does....
COME HOME NOW!"  

And with that, I left 
and jumped on an empty El train north... 

I notice the gorgeous blue sky was void of aircraft 
and I scanned the city skyline as the train rumbled home... 

Soon after, I am told, all of the Loop was evacuated 
and it was hard to find space on the packed trains...   

Many people talk about how cordial 
and polite everyone was to each other
in the days afterward...

How we were in this together....

How America was one and strong and resilient...  


Many more now talk about how divided 
we have become again, especially politically...  

How we have forgotten how to work together, 
to be kind to one another, 
to give each other the benefit of the doubt...  

And it's probably true...  


But what I know is that today, 
ten years and two kids later...  

Families have moved on with life, 
have made positive differences in the world 
and have held tight to the old fashioned notion
that friends and neighbors matter, 
at the heart of it all...  


So while our little ones on our street don't have a frame of reference 
to fully understand the gravity of 9/11, 
they can grasp that families, friends and neighbors 
are watching out for them...  


And that is worth fighting for...

Friday, September 9, 2011

Contagion



With the joy and relief of the beginning of school, 
also enters the specter of germs..  

I am not talking the sniffles… 

That’s kitty food...  

What I am talking about is the stomach flu, 
pink eye and lice kind of fun that only preschoolers 
and kindergarteners know how to dish out with relish...  

Every year, the germy wave sweeps through class 
like a tsunami, leveling families
all the way out to grandparents...   

Excepting lice, the terror is relatively brief, 
 but the hysteria created 
once the letter gets sent home from class is palpable...   

You can hear the mother’s shrieks from miles away 
as they pull that germ notice
from their sweet child’s backpack 
and read the good news
that three kids have been sent home for Pink Eye...   

Now Pink Eye is really such a harmless condition… 

it’s just a watery, glassy eye and some nasty yellow goo.. 

Hardly polio…

Not sure what the big deal is other 
than the contagious-ness of Pink Eye...
But you’d think your kid has leprosy 
once the word is out that he/she has It...  

 And wouldn’t you know, biggest kid in our house, Tom, 
woke up Monday with good old Pink Eye...  

But he did not contract it from licking a kindergarten door knob, 

no siree…  

 He found the nice little germs from a truck stop door handle 
somewhere between Georgia and home...  

Ewwwww…. 

Poor guy woke up looking like his eye 
did three rounds with Mike Tyson...  

I was sympathetic and searched the house 
for the tiny bottle of Eye Goo Be Gone, 
used for the kid’s previous Pink Eye encounters...  

 I patted his shoulder and made him a nice breakfast...  

All the while, I was panicked the kids 
would touch anything in the house 
remotely connected to Tom...  

School was the next day 
and God Forbid I have to keep them home 
one more day... 

After 21 days of joyful family time on vacation,
there could not be any more togetherness...  

Someone would go over the edge...

Most likely me...  

At about the time my mind was racing as to how to quarantine Tom 
and to threaten the kids with spinach for dinner 
should they even come within ten feet of Daddy, 
Kate up and KISSES him on his oogy eye... 

Could she possibly get more exposure than that?!   

After I stopped hyperventilating 
and explained why Daddy was off limits for a few days, 
I calmed down and hoped for the best... 

 As luck would have it, none of us contracted the dreaded Pink Eye 
and it looked like school attendance 
would be perfect for this first week of school...   

That is, until about, 2 am this morning…  

 I heard the tiniest sound.
that is found in the international mom handbook of sounds...  

The sound of a child throwing up… 

Not in the bathroom, either.. .

We all know it instantly 
and we become adrenaline doped sprinters 
with speed like Marion Jones...   

I leapt out of bed, 
 to find Kate kneeling in the carpeted hallway,
letting it fly...   

Kids tend to foreshadow 
and I should have picked up on her lethargy 
and bathroom issues the night before... 

 I pushed it off to school fatigue 
and the hotdog she ate before the school ice cream social...   

So much for female intuition… 

I felt her head and there was no fever 
and she felt better 
as she watched me clean up the three other piles of vomit 
she expelled while heading down the hall...  

Apparently, we need to brush up on Barfing 101... 

 “Honey, if you feel like you need to throw up, high tail it to the bathroom…”  

 Kate seemed much better this morning 
until she was in the queue for school...  

Then she gave me a long, sad puppy dog look...  

 I am keeping the phone close today….   

So in the first week, we have survived Pink Eye and the Flu... 

 I can only wonder what next week holds...  

If it’s lice, listen out the window… 

It will be me screaming…..

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Sharpen Your Pencil...


 
Ah....the first week of school...  

As the kids adjust to a new class, new teacher 
and the return of homework, 
I feel the relief of routine and earlier bedtimes... 

Oh, it feels good to send them off, 
strapped in new backpacks free from dirt and lunch goo, 
if only for a week or so... 

Many moms tearfully sent their babies off to kindergarten...  

Kate ran to hug a friend, gave me a busy wave 
 and stepped right into the teacher's line of ducklings... 


I didn't feel slighted... 

My girl has had a sitter since she was teeny, 
except for these last two years after I lost my job...  

When she was two, she spoke spanish, 
thanks to Senora Sitter, spanish that I did not, 
in any way understand... 

So, needless to say, when I hugged her goodbye each morning 
as I left for work, she didn't miss me much...

She was having a good old time with Senora Sitter...  

Okay, so maybe I felt a pang of jealousy, 
but at least she wasn't clinging to my leg, 
sobbing as I tried to descend the front stairs...  

Bump...Bump...Bump...just kidding....  

So, the first day of class was a breeze...  

I'm a little worried about what kind of homework 
Jack will bring home....

Forget what 5th graders know... 

I don't think I can hang with the 4th grade math!  

My husband, however, loves math (Thank God)  

He even found some cool website that encourages kids 
to learn advanced math...  

Then there is the website that lampoons 
everything so that Tom laughs at until he cries... 

It's a little raunchy, but we are all adults, right?

How appropriate.... 

Jack and Kate have awesome teachers again this year, 
so it's time to bake and start thanking the staff early!  

The first treat of the year is a cake 
shaped like a pencil, 
thanks the The Food Network Magazine.   

It's quick and easy, I swear... 

It only takes a handful of ingredients 
and NO BAKING....

Woo Hoo!  

Go ahead and suck up to the teachers...  

They deserve a treat now and then...


Pencil Cake

Picture of Pencil Cake Recipe 


Yield:10 to 12 servings

Ingredients

Directions

Cut a 2-inch piece from one cake for the eraser; set aside. Trim 1/2 inch from the uncut ends of both cakes. 
 








Line up the cakes to make 1 long cake. 
 













Using a paring knife, score 2 lines down the length of both cakes, 1 1/4 inches in from each side. With the lines as a guide, trim the cake sides at an angle, as shown.














Mix 1/2 cup vanilla frosting, the red food coloring and 3 drops yellow food coloring in a glass liquid measuring cup. Microwave the frosting about 20 seconds, stirring every 5 seconds.














Make the eraser: Put the 2-inch piece of cake on a rack set over a baking sheet. Pour the warm pink frosting evenly over the cake. Chill until set, about 20 minutes.

Microwave the chocolate chips in a resealable plastic bag (unsealed) in 5-second intervals until melted. Push the chocolate to one corner, twist the bag and secure with tape; freeze until set.

Mix the remaining 1 1/2 cups frosting and 20 drops yellow food coloring. Frost the cake with an offset spatula, following the beveled edges.














Make the tip: Cut one end of the cake into a tip, shaving it with a paring knife so the pencil looks sharpened.














Remove the chocolate cone from the bag and trim the base to make it flat. Attach the chocolate tip to the pencil with frosting; attach the eraser to the other end. Mine does not look as good as the photo, but close enough....











Lay the sour belts across the end of the pencil near the eraser, trimming as needed. Gently press into the frosting to secure.I couldn't find the belts, so I used fruit roll ups...



"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Henry Adams