Hope you are enjoying the Memorial Day Weekend...
Not surprisingly,
it is cold in Chicago...
We dreamed about getting away from the chill,
even driving south to Springfield
to learn about Abe Lincoln
and to bask in seventy degrees of warmth...
Then we remembered the kids had obligations
they could not miss...
Rats!
So, instead, we are cashing in a few air miles
for our own "sleep over" at a nice hotel downtown...
No kids, just me and T$...
Yippee!
I guess T$'s endless travels
have some benefits...
I have learned a few things this week:
1. When you think the deal is done,
it ain't until the other guys sign
on the dotted line...
I know this from my years in real estate,
but T$ and I got too emotionally vested
in a big UAE deal...
Bad idea...
2. May 25th is far too early to break out
the summer wardrobe...
It's FREEZING here! What the hell....??
3. Take my advice and outsource the cleaning
of kitchen ceiling fans....
It is way too disgusting to do yourself...
Wow, when you turn off the fan,
the greasy build up is shocking...
Cleaning it was pure nastiness...
4. Cooking mussels is left for the professionals
unless you like sandy grit in every bite...
The nice man at New England Seafood Company
said to de-beard (don't ask)
and scrub each mussel...
I thought I did that
and made a lovely Malaysian Mussel stew
only to nearly break off my molars on tiny grits of gravel and sand...
So much for making mussels at home...
5. I will never like or trust carnivals...
We took the kids to the annual local carnie fest
and Kate is now big enough for the scarey rides...
I became nauseous as she boarded rides
I was certain would fling her to her premature death...
Once I rode "The Octopus" with a friend at the Kewanee Fair
and the door almost came open, mid flight...
Scared the bejeesus out of us...
Haven't trusted those damn carnivals ever since
and now with kids, they give me nightmares...
No matter, the kids survived with smiles...
6. A weekend free of kids sports is a beautiful thing...
No baseball and no hockey... Woo Hoo!
7. Mr. Bubble still rocks, notwithstanding all those childhood
urinary tract infections.
They made the best bubble baths...
They must have made the formula milder now,
because after a couple of UTI's,
Mom stopped buying Senore Bubble for me as a kid...
8. Lard makes pie awesome...
Holy cow!
Never again will I use just butter or Crisco...
Lard is the way to an unbelievably tender, flaky crust,
hands down...
I am now officially on a pie tear!
9. Nothing, I mean nothing reeks worse than hockey equipment...
The bowels of hell are a walk on Febreze Lane
compared to opening your son's hockey bag...
You will swear he has dumped a dead body in there,
or at least a skunk's corpse...
10. Even a really shitty week smooths out to a happy ending with T$
by my side and a good glass of wine...
Sometimes a hug from the right person
is the best medicine...
Yesterday, I made my very first Banana Cream Pie...
Ohhhh, was it fresh and tasty!
The recipe comes from The The Joy of Cooking...
This is a pie to try!!!
This pie can be made with a regular pie crust or a graham cracker crust.
I went the graham route this time....
Banana Cream Pie, courtesy of The Joy of Cooking
Banana Cream Pie |
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Prepare: | |
A baked pie shell | |
In top of double boiler combine: | |
2/3 cup sugar 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 tsp. salt |
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Add, stir and cook over - not in - boiling water 10 minutes or until mixture thickens: | |
2 cups milk |
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Remove from heat. Beat slightly in a separate bowl: | |
3 egg yolks | |
Stirring well, pour half of hot mixture into eggs. When smooth, return eggs to rest of hot mixture and cook until thickened. Remove from heat and add: | |
2 tablespoon butter 2 tsp. vanilla |
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Cool slightly before turning into the crust. Meanwhile peel and slice thinly: | |
2 ripe bananas | |
Place them in the baked pie shell. Pour the filling over them. Cover with plastic wrap and chill at least two hours. | |
Cover it with: | |
1/2 pint whipped cream |