Saturday, October 16, 2010

Beware of Barfing Zombies.....


Am I alone in thinking that Halloween has gotten out of control?  

Having grown up watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" on CBS prime time specials, instead of from a DVD, Halloween had a very special mystique.  

It was about the smell of burning leaves, roasting hot dogs and marshmallows, that smoky aroma permeating our food and clothing...

I remember the excitement of "pumpkin night", when my dad would help us carve the pumpkins.  Our job would be to scoop out the slimy, seedy mess onto newspapers spread out on the floor.  He would masterfully create the scariest visages on those pumpkins.  

No wonder we hardly ever had any trick or treaters to our house....or perhaps it was because we lived at a wooded dead end of the street and Mom would turn off the lights and blast scary Halloween sound effect records.  More than a few kids cried..... 

It was about the excited anticipation of Halloween, planning my costume and how Mom would craft it.  One year I was a princess fairy (no surprise) and Mom made my wings out of bending hangers and stretching pantyhose over them.  I loved it!  

My brother and I would take off into the neighborhoods at dusk, plastic pumpkins in hand, returning a couple of times to dump them out and head back to the streets to fill them up again.  One of our neighbors were dentists and they always gave out toothbrushes and those awful red tablets you chewed to find out where the cavities were fermenting in your teeth.  

It's a wonder no one egged their house..  

We would be out for hours, dashing from house to house.  You could hear "Trick or Treat!" being chanted blocks away by dozens of kids.

Commercialization has taken over Halloween and it seems more for the adults now than kids. Halloween goods hit the shelves just after the 4th of July...you'd think it was Christmas, for crying out loud! 

I get it...the grown up parties, the decorations, the booze brings in a whole lot more cash.  Until our house became a truly scary dump with the construction accident, we had our own Halloween parties that bought into the whole adult extravaganza.  Hopefully we will again...

But I miss the innocence of the "Great Pumpkin" age....

I took the kids to a pumpkin "farm" today.  


It was more like a pumpkin amusement park....it certainly cost as much as an amusement park!  

There were carnival rides, 

pony rides,  


pig races, hay tunnels, 


corn mazes, tractor rides, 


haunted barns and train rides.  (BTW, do they sell these-here stocks at Walmart?  Just kidding...)

The whole place was paved and the "farm" feel was lost on me.  

Don't get me wrong...the kids had a lot of fun, but all I saw was what a huge moneymaking event it was.  


It was over the top when we walked past the vomiting zombie fountain on the way to the Porta Johns.....


Satisfied with their pumpkin farm fix for the year, we drove the 90 minutes home. 


I was yearning for a little fall comfort and nothing soothes my soul ( and love handles!) like a little cooking.  So I made some chili, corn muffins and salad and this CRAZY GOOD dessert....S'mores Bars from the October issue of Family Circle.  Halloween may have gone the way of the mighty dollar, 


but it will always be more homespun in my heart....

S'MORES BARS
Makes 24 bars

Crust
14 whole graham cracker boards, crushed
3 T sugar
1/4 tsp salt
3/4 stick melted butter

Brownie
6 oz bittersweet chocolate, chopped
1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter
3 eggs
1 1/4 C sugar
1 C flour
1 tsp salt
2 tsp vanilla

Topping
1 jar (7.5oz) Marshmallow Creme
2 T milk
1 C choc chips
3 whole graham cracker boards, broken

Heat oven to 350.  Crust:  In a small bowl, combine the graham cracker crumbs, sugar, salt and melted butter until evenly moistened.  Transfer the crumb mixture to a 13 x 9 baking pan; press crumb mixture evenly over the bottom and up sides of pan.  Refrigerate until chilled and set.  Brownie: combine the bittersweet chocolate and butter in a microwave safe bowl.  Microwave chocolate mixture 1 minute.  Stir the chocolate mixture until smooth.  Nuke 15 seconds more if needed.  In a large bowl beat together the eggs and sugar on med high speed until well blended.  Reduce the speed to medium and gradually add the melted chocolate mixture.  Beat until smooth.  Stir the flour and salt into the egg mixture; stir in the vanilla until smooth.  Scrape the brownie mixture into the crust lined baking pan; smooth the top level.  Bake at 350 for 30 minutes.  Topping:  whisk together the marshmallow creme and the milk until well blended and smooth.  Pour the marshmallow topping mixture over the brownie layer.  Tilt the pan to level the topping , covering the brownie layer completely.  Sprinkle the choc chips and broken graham crackers over the top.  Bake at 350 for 3 minutes or until the chocolate chips are glossy.  Cool completely and cut into 24 bars.   ADDICTIVE!

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Purrfect Mummy.....



I had to laugh this afternoon when I got home from work... 

Our tenant's cat, Pudge, was hangin' with his new favorite Halloween decoration, a mummified cat, in the window.  

Notice the splatters of concrete on the window & the reflection of construction equipment...lovely, huh? Yeah, that and piles of plywood have been our version of concrete ducks, men holding lanterns or giant reflective balls, gracing our city landscape.  You can bet the neighbors LOVE it....okay, not so much.... 


Our favorite crusty construction guys return later this week to FINALLY finish the job under our house...


That is, I hope so.....

Friday, October 8, 2010

What Happens in Vegas.....

.....Sometimes lasts ten years!   


October 7th, 2000 we sealed the deal at the Four Seasons in Las Vegas.  

80 of our friends and family enjoyed the long Columbus Day weekend, celebrating with us, hanging by the pool and gambling the night away.  

It was so much fun.  

Tiger Woods was having his annual celebrity charity function the same night and we saw Charles Barkley, Seal and some other pseudo-celebrities that night.  

After the wedding we all headed out to the Mandalay casino and Tom said Tiger checked out his new bride.  Little did we know...huh?  

10 years fast forward, a move to and from LA, 3 apartments, one house, job changes, 2 babies, construction nightmares, new business 

and here we are, almost as broke as the day we said "I do"....  

All I could afford to get Tommy were a pair of shoes, but as my anniversary card said to him, shoes can be romantic, too.  

If he did not wear shoes the night we met, Rock Bottom Brewery's bouncers would not have let him in the door, thus no fateful meeting.  

His shoes kept him strolling back to my apartment door, they walked down the aisle with me, helped me to Prentiss Maternity Hospital and through the door of our first house. 


Shoes, to me, represent the journey through life.  

Life is still challenging for us, with the house nightmare not over yet and our little business still in the scary, survival stage, but we know that everything is gonna be alright.  


I have walked 10 years with my love 


 and I hope the road is long....

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Come Flea with Me....



Cash....check.  


List....check.  


Decaf.....check.  


Warm clothes.....check.  


As I crossed the gates of the Kane County Flea Market at 7:30 this morning, I wished I had my gloves.  Brrrrr, it was 45 degrees outside!  

It's been a long time since I visited this monthly flea market extravaganza and many of the vendors hadn't uncovered their wares when I arrived.  It's good to be early and and to get a close parking spot, though, in case you become laden with numerous, heavy treasures. 


At a big flea like this, you have to bring a list or else you are overwhelmed by all the good stuff.  

Of course, it's okay to stumble upon cool, unexpected items, like this adorable headband from The Twinkled Twig...

www.thetwinkledtwig.bigcartel.com   


I love it, but I think it's more appropriate on Kate.  I might be too tall or dare I say, too old to get away with it's whimsical nature.....  

I wasn't looking for silver salt & pepper shakers, but they looked so inviting bunched together.  My new friend, Catherine, of Freddy & Petunia, 

www.freddyandpetunia.com  

was so gracious and fun to talk to.  They had a great booth of cool items, too!  

On my list was vintage feed sack cloth.  I want to make a pillow.  They are a hot trend and you can find reproductions at Pottery Barn, etc., but they cost $50.00, like this one...


The cheapie in me wants to make my own, but I failed in finding any fabric.  


Next on the list was unique pumpkins, which I found at a good price.  

I was hoping to find two nice antique dining chairs to complete my set at home....no luck today....  Last on the list was an antique clear glass compote.  I saw only one and the price was right, but it didn't hit me, you know what I mean? 


These cake plates were awesome, though.  I love the blue one especially.  Too $$$.....  


I found a couple more snappy handmade fabric flower pins, such as this white wool one, and a license plate thingy that I need to assemble for Jack. (Will show later..)

I'd say it was a pretty good expedition....unexpected finds among the failures on the list.  


Next stop is the French Hens Market  http://3frenchhensmarket.blogspot.com/ October 9th...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

What's fer dinner, Grampaw?





Do you remember that skit on Hee Haw? 

 "What's fer dinner, Grampaw?" 

 "We got possum innerds, collard greens and fatback!"

Cracked me up when I was a little kid....

Yep, I'm feeling the mom's daily refrain......

"Crap, it's 2pm; gotta figure out what to make for dinner..." 

There are weeks when I make a meal plan for the following week...

This is not one of those weeks... 

It is, however, a clean-out-the-freezer/pantry kind of week.  Use up the food!  Don't spend money! 

Can we do it?  Yes we can!  (in the words of Bob the Builder....You moms with kids under the age of 4 know just what I'm talkin' about....) 

So, here it is.... 

Sweet & Savory Chicken,

Steamed Green Beans with a mustard vinagrette,

Fruit Cocktail


 and Crescent Rolls. 


Not fancy, but quick, kid friendly and CHEAP!  I might even go crazy and whip up instant pudding with chocolate chips, parfait style,

but don't hold me to it. 

Depends on time of day, how many times Jack pinches Kate and she screams and whether my headache gives up its grip. 

My vote is for puddin'.....