With the joy and relief of the beginning of school,
also
enters the specter of germs..
I am not
talking the sniffles…
That’s kitty food...
What I am talking about is the stomach flu,
pink eye and lice kind of
fun that only preschoolers
and kindergarteners know how to dish out with relish...
Every year, the germy wave sweeps through class
like
a tsunami, leveling families
all the way out to grandparents...
Excepting lice, the terror is relatively
brief,
but the hysteria created
once the letter gets sent home from class is
palpable...
You can hear the mother’s
shrieks from miles away
as they pull that germ notice
from their sweet child’s
backpack
and read the good news
that three kids have been sent home for Pink
Eye...
Now Pink Eye is really such a
harmless condition…
it’s just a watery, glassy eye and some nasty yellow goo..
Hardly polio…
Not sure what the big deal is other
than the contagious-ness of Pink Eye...
But you’d think your kid has leprosy
once the word is out that
he/she has It...
And wouldn’t you
know, biggest kid in our house, Tom,
woke up Monday with good old Pink
Eye...
But he did not contract it from licking a
kindergarten door knob,
no siree…
He found the nice little germs from a truck stop door handle
somewhere between
Georgia and home...
Ewwwww….
Poor guy woke
up looking like his eye
did three rounds with Mike Tyson...
I was sympathetic and searched the house
for
the tiny bottle of Eye Goo Be Gone,
used for the kid’s previous Pink Eye
encounters...
I patted his shoulder and
made him a nice breakfast...
All the
while, I was panicked the kids
would touch anything in the house
remotely
connected to Tom...
School was the next
day
and God Forbid I have to keep them home
one more day...
After 21 days of joyful family time on
vacation,
there could not be any more togetherness...
Someone would go over the edge...
Most likely me...
At about the time my mind was racing as to
how to quarantine Tom
and to threaten the kids with spinach for dinner
should they
even come within ten feet of Daddy,
Kate up and KISSES him on his oogy
eye...
Could she possibly get more
exposure than that?!
After I stopped
hyperventilating
and explained why Daddy was off limits for a few days,
I
calmed down and hoped for the best...
As
luck would have it, none of us contracted the dreaded Pink Eye
and it looked
like school attendance
would be perfect for this first week of school...
That is, until about, 2 am this morning…
I heard the tiniest sound.
that is found in the
international mom handbook of sounds...
The sound of a child throwing up…
Not in the bathroom, either.. .
We all
know it instantly
and we become adrenaline doped sprinters
with speed like
Marion Jones...
I leapt out of bed,
to find Kate kneeling in
the carpeted hallway,
letting it fly...
Kids tend to foreshadow
and I should have picked up on her lethargy
and
bathroom issues the night before...
I
pushed it off to school fatigue
and the hotdog she ate before the school ice
cream social...
So much for female
intuition…
I felt her head and there was no fever
and she felt better
as she watched me clean up
the three other piles of vomit
she expelled while heading down the hall...
Apparently, we need to brush up on Barfing
101...
“Honey, if you feel like you need
to throw up, high tail it to the bathroom…”
Kate seemed much better this morning
until she was in the queue for
school...
Then she gave me a long, sad
puppy dog look...
I am keeping the phone
close today….
So in the first week, we
have survived Pink Eye and the Flu...
I
can only wonder what next week holds...
If
it’s lice, listen out the window…
It will be me screaming…..
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